Saturday, August 29, 2009

Grow Your Own!

Look what I GREW!


Tuesday, August 18, 2009

List of My Phobias

Apiphobia Fear of bees.
- Bees CHASE me. All the time.

Arachnephobia/Arachnophobia Fear of spiders.
- If you have not seen my previous post about my walk
with Yoshi, check it out under Adventures.

Atelophobia Fear of imperfection.
- Even though I'm not perfect, almost everything I do is
for self-improvement.

Atychiphobia Fear of failure.
- Believe it. I have a 4.0 GPA.

Automatonophobia Fear of ventriloquist's dummies, animatronic creatures, wax statues
- Who isn't afraid of ventriloquist dummies?

Gephyrophobia, Gephydrophobia, or Gephysrophobia Fear of crossing bridges.
- Luckily I don't have to cross many bridges around here.
But crossing bridges even in Super Mario 64 freaked me out.
They were fucking narrow.

Gerascophobia Fear of growing old.
- I like having such a good memory.
Forgetting my memories would literally kill me.

Harpaxophobia Fear of being robbed.
- I'm so afraid of having my stuff stolen, I've almost stopped
having so many things, cause I'll be attached to them.
Imagine me going through the trouble of collecting CDs and books,
and then someone robs my house. I'd be upset to the max.

Pupaphobia Fear of puppets.
- Enough said.

Saturday, August 15, 2009

Saturday, August 8, 2009

Monday, August 3, 2009

My Broken Toe and Me


A few weeks ago, I broke my toe.
Because I was running too fast.
To the bathroom.
And hit a door.

I freaked out, my toe looked like it was
going to fall off.

Witnesses to my stupidity: Lauren,
and Charm through video-chat.

My toe looked like a grape jolly rancher,
according to Kayla at work.

I need to watch where I'm going.
It's almost better now.

Saturday, August 1, 2009

Would I Have Been a Nazi?

I think my result will comfort you.

Your result for The Would You Have Been a Nazi Test...

The Expatriate

Achtung! You are 15% brainwashworthy, 36% antitolerant, and 19% blindly patriotic

Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could have been one of them.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.


The Would You Have Been A Nazi? Test
- it rules -